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Written by Ryan Estrada • ryanestrada.com • Tumblr • Twitter •

The listicle that inspired this chapter was Cracked's 6 Tricks That Let You Control Animals Like The Beast Master by Kevin Forde. He was nice enough to let me make a comic about someone half-remembering it.

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